The best sex may just be the quietest, writes…

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman memek in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When crot I memek mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex porn worker.

Now, bokep bokeh according to crot this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread — the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the porn greater the chance memek the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokep memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when memek a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her bokeh partner and crot is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she’s bokeh far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed bokeh to faking orgasms. memek It was generally on an occasional basis, porn bokep they’d explain, bokeh so bokeh they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, porn and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms porn the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the bokep greater the chance the orgasm porn is being faked (Stock Image

It was bokeh like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ porn Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals crot better.

As a bokeh woman memek from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda crot Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex — based on observation of our nearest primate cousins — was to alert porn nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand memek the need to advertise. But crot if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.